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Too much web-surfing, too much global media, too much spin, what is the truth? What should be the truth? Can you trust anything on the internet? Has the world gone mad, has common sense gone out of the window, have we lost our way? Or is it me?

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Nano with vodka bottle Ipod Nano See-Through Virus Strikes down my new Apple mp3 player. Honest.

Toast New EU Laws To Tackle Menace of Toast Sweat Epidemic Will make lives of cooked bread eaters much safer.

GPS Sat Nav on Ipod Nano 3g Be amazed as we install TomTom on our new mp3 player. Unbelievable.

UK Soldier UK Military Spending is due to increase by £100 Billion over the next 10 years...

Free Windows Bill Gates announces the release, on an Open Source Licence, all old MS Operating Systems & Programmes.

Russell Grant Nobel Prize For Science Goes to esteemed British Astologer after years of perfecting his skill.

Video Games Make Healthy Kids Play more, watch more is the new advice from the Surgeon General

Broadmoor Prison Criminals Classed Insane In a proposed extension to the Mental Health Act, dangerous and Career criminals could be locked up for life.

Model Modelling Qualifications Will now be available to all GCSE, A-Level and Degree students.

US Troops Victory In Iraq Could be on the cards as Coalition Govts commit tens of thousands of more troops.

whopper W-Plan Diet Lose weight by eating what you want!

Tiger Tank Old Equipment To Be Re-Used? Confusion reigned today when it appeared that the MoD has been requisitioning WWII equipment for use in the Middle East

British Soldiers War is Hell! It's official, despite what the media may think, all wars are nasty, dirty, dangerousthings.

Googles Gbee Project comes out of beta - maybe the Honey Bee polinatation crisis can be averted...

No-Car Car Adverts On the horizon with new TV rules.

My Wife Thinks I'm A Terrorist! A humorous look at mistakes that can happen when electronic intercepts are misunderstood.

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